Lights, lasers, Screamin Stereo system and comfortable seats arranged 4 maximum partying! Always sober and responsible drivers. Rates:
"Little Nicky"
Seats 16 passengers.
$110hr
"Mary Jane" or "DustKat"
Seats 24 passengers.
$120hr
"Big B"
Seats 36 passengers
$140hr
All rentals have a 4 hour minimum. Prices add $10hr and 6hr minimum for all major holidays(+holiday weekends+day before and af
ter holidays). New Years Eve and New Years Day add $10hr + minimum of 6 hrs. We start charging your rental time frame from Pick up-Drop off. We have a $2 per mile pickup charge added to your total. (Example~~ If we pick you up 20 miles away from 62292, $40 would be added to your total. 20 miles x $2 per mile = $40). Our buses get around 7mpg so this helps offset our cost to your pickup location. Our pick up radius is within 60 miles of 62292. Any pickup over 40 miles away is a 4.5hr minimum. Pickup over 45 miles away is a 5hr minimum. Over 50 miles away is a 5.5 hr minimum etc...
$200 reservation/cancellation/damage/cleaning deposit Venmo/PayPal
(PayPal)
Shayne Cordevant 4568(Venmo)
We DO NOT accept checks or credit cards as payment! The bus will not leave until your driver has been paid. Deposit:
We Must have your reserve deposit to guarantee your bus rental. If you cancel your reservation, damage the bus, smoke, make a mess/leave trash, leave bodily fluids or break our rules you will lose your deposit. No acceptions. Upon arrival you must pay in CASH ONLY the full amount of said rental to your driver BEFORE YOU LEAVE and we will send your Reserve/damage/cleaning deposit back to as soon as it is determined there is no damage or massive cleaning required. The deposit DOES NOT go towards the full amount. It’s held in trust till after your ride. It is a Reservation/damage/trash only. You’re responsible for cleaning up your mess(food, jello shots, cans or beer bottles must be in our trash cans). We supply trash cans and bags. Take your trash with you at the end of the ride. We sweep and mop the floors, you take the trash with you. There must be nothing on the floor(bigger than a pea) when you leave. Pick up your mess ya damn slob! LOL
Deposits are generally sent back the following monday via Paypal or Venmo if everything is copacetic. Cancellation/Modification:
When you book with us, you have 7 days(from the date you book) to cancel if needed. After that you will lose your entire deposit. No exceptions. Modifications(time frame change,Pickup change,etc.) although sometimes flexible considering the circumstances, can only be done within 1 month away from the date of the ride. After that, you have to keep those details or its considered a cancellation. Overtime:
If you need to go longer than your original time frame while underway please inform your driver ASAP and pay them in cash accordingly BEFORE your extra time. Rules to ROCK by:
No live flame or ash Smoking(vaping is allowed). No Shoes on seats(you wouldn’t do that to your mommas couch and you’re not Rick James). Don’t hang on the overhead compartments(what do you think the pole is for....). No underage drinking. No illegal drugs. No cartwheel, flips or gymnastics into the driver area. (can’t believe I’ve gotta say that one). If you’re gonna spew, find a trash can if we can’t stop. Then empty it when we do stop. (We’re not your mother ya lightweight). We will rub your nose it. No Bullsh*t or bad attitudes. It’s a PARTY bus so…
We appreciate you relaying these rules to your guests. We don’t wanna take your deposit from you but we do love extra drinking money. Anyone underage must be accompanied by an adult and they are responsible for that person. You break it, you buy it...or its your ass...
We’re not responsible for lost or stolen items. We are not responsible for accidents. You’re an adult. Control your damn self! LOL
We try our best to give u the most comfortable and cleanest ride available so please have fun but be responsible! We generally don't drive over 60mph(yes even on the interstate) for your safety and a smooth ride. Please compute this into your itinerary/routing. Yes we have a pole(structural integrity bracing) and yes it could be a new career opportunity. Coolers are welcome! Bring a Bluetooth device(smartphone) and hook up to our bumping stereo! We get booked up quickly so always reserve early! Inclement weather:
Obviously our Midwest weather has constant PMS so 90 degrees and sunny then 30 degrees with snow can happen in the same day. That said, safety is paramount. If it’s bad enough we’ll have to reschedule. It rarely gets that bad though but safety always is first and foremost. Usually the general rule for inclement weather is if we can move, you can too. We can and will cancel if we need to but only to reschedule. Bus Capacities are held at 16, 24 and 36 passengers. Please keep your head count to those numbers for your safety. any more will have to be approved prior to the ride. You need to have all your guest and all of their things as well as all of your trash off of the bus BY YOUR END TIME OR YOU WILL BE CHARGED FOR GOING OVERTIME! We try to be as lenient as we can, but please be mindful of what it takes(loading your guests up is like herding cats as well as drive time) to get you back to your drop off spot ON TIME! You and your guests will be subject to video and audio recording while on board our buses. We use dash cameras for your safety as well as ours. We also dont wanna ruin anyone’s good time so here’s a list of other party busses in our area if we’re not available. Sh*ttzengiggles Party Bus-Tilden,IL 618-587-5751
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Platinum- Maryville,IL 618-581-2671
STL Party Bus- 314-780-5782
Rockstar- STL 314-620-5223
Bus Ta Move- Perryville,MO 573-605-3686
Road Pony-STL 314-471-0066
STL Party Bus Rental-STL 314-315-4489
Stanley Shuttle-STL 314-405-8384
Best-STL 314-989-1500
STL Select Limo-New Baden,IL 800-962-5466
STL Shuttle-STL 314-450-6453
Endless Destinations-Granite City,IL 618-520-3802
Southern Bus & Mobility,Breese,IL 877-526-4131
Vandalia Bus Lines-Caseyville,IL 800-542-4287
We Get Around-Hoyleton,IL 618-541-5952
We Get Around-Clinton County,IL 618-781-1465
Majic Bus-STL 314-498-8987
Colonel’s Limo Bus-Murphysboro,IL 618-571-0343
R&R-Alton,IL 618-571-5922
Diamond-Herrin,IL 618-964-4315
Party Pro’s-Carlinville,IL 217-473-5451
Y-Not - Imperial,MO 314-683-0742
Tagalong-STL 636-400-3824
Enjoy the Ride-Du Quoin,IL 618-318-0160
ZEE-Albers,IL 618-248-5655
X-Treme-Herrin,IL 618-727-3599
All About You-STL 314-631-0747
Limo4Less-Belleville,IL 618-719-4649
VIP-Marion,IL 618-889-9002
Fun Tyme-STL 314-313-5466
JEMS-Mt. Vernon 618-315-4613
Booze Cruise-Paderborn,IL 618-660-6406
Norman family Party Bus 618-924-6597
Sh*ttzengiggles Party Bus is a subsidiary of:
CORDEVANT ENTERPRISES LLC
