All Aboard the DingleBerry Express

All Aboard the DingleBerry Express All aboard the DingleBerry Express, so named in honor of its creator, former Mayor of Albuquerque, Richard J. Berry.

Some refer to the DingleBerry Express as "Albuquerque Rapid Transit," or "ART." Y'all DO realize that this page does not officially represent the City of Albuquerque or its Transit Department, right?

The 120-million-dollar reworking of the Rapid Ride and the insane re-striping of Central Ave continues to cause problems...
03/18/2022

The 120-million-dollar reworking of the Rapid Ride and the insane re-striping of Central Ave continues to cause problems.

Who knew?

How many businesses have had to close their doors because of this insanity and inanity?

The 4 Investigates Team reviewed more than two years’ worth of ART bus crash reports and videos and concluded that 92% of the collisions occur because motorists are either trying to make unlawful left-hand turns or illegal U-turns on Central Avenue. 

All Aboard the Di*******ry Express! now has a Wimkin page!
10/18/2020

All Aboard the Di*******ry Express! now has a Wimkin page!

All Aboard the Di*******ry Express. 1 like. All aboard the Di*******ry Express, so named in honor of its creator, former Mayor of Albuquerque, Richard J. Berry.Some refer to the Di*******ry Express as "Albuquerque Rapid Transit," or "ART."It's nothing more than an over-priced, over-hyped, overly com...

07/01/2020

Albuquerque PD had the Di*******ry Express stop in front of Presbyterian Hospital (by Central and Cedar) blocked off for about 30-45 minutes, the cops went away a few minutes ago.

Recently, KOB News reported that the Di*******ry Express [1] has shut down, at least temporarily, due to COVID-19 hyster...
03/28/2020

Recently, KOB News reported that the Di*******ry Express [1] has shut down, at least temporarily, due to COVID-19 hysteria --

https://kob.com/albuquerque-news/art-other-services-suspended-as-covid-19-spreads/5683537/

ALBUQUERQUE, N.M.- The City of Albuquerque continues to adjust services to help prevent the spread of COVID-19.

"It's very serious and important that we all as a community work on some of this," Mayor Tim Keller said

Public transportation will begin operating on a Saturday schedule, starting March 28.

The mayor also announced Albuquerque Rapid Transit (ART) service would be suspended on March 28.

"The ART route, that whole thing will stop this weekend," Mayor Keller said.

Never mind that the Di*******ry Express (some call it "Albuquerque Rapid Transit" or "ART") isn't anything more than an overpriced remaking of the Central Avenue "Rapid Ride."

If you look at video clips and photographs of the Di*******ry Express busses, you can see "766 RED LINE" and "777 GREEN LINE" on the top of the busses' front ends. Just like on the "Rapid Ride" that preceded the Di*******ry Express.

In fact, the "Rapid Ride" "Blue Line" (Route 790) still exists, and still uses the same sort of buses that the "Red Line" and "Green Line" used before the Di*******ry Express was created.

The best case that we can expect from this is that the ad hoc demolition derby along Central Ave [https://duckduckgo.com/?q=ART+accident+Albuquerque] will be put on something resembling a hiatus until at least Easter weekend (Friday, 10 April 2020), as that's when the Governor's "shelter in place" order is supposed to expire.

"The local 66 route will continue. That's a part of the Saturday operating schedule."

So Albuquerque's Number One rolling bad neighborhood and disease vector continues its operation. Just wonderful.

As for city parks, Mayor Keller said they will be open but playgrounds will be off limits.

"The state is asking people not to go to parks, there is an exception I believe for exercise," Keller said. "We are officially closing all our playgrounds."

The mayor said the Albuquerque Police Department can enforce the governor's stay-at-home order.

That last paragraph there is what separates Albuquerque's First Crook Tim Keller [https://mikewb1971.wordpress.com/2017/11/19/the-keller-defense/] from his freelance comrades.

Mind you, this schtick of Keller and Lujan-Grisham isn't new in any sense. It's the same attitude displayed by French King Louis XIV when he said "L'etat, c'est moi" ["I am The State," in other words, "My every utterance is law."] and had the phrase "Ultima Ratio Regum" ["the final argument of kings"] cast onto the barrels of the cannon fielded by the Armee royale francaise -- "Do what I tell you, or my guys will point this cannon at your home and light it off."

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https://spreely.com/page/dingleberryexpress Spreely page

The City of Albuquerque continues to adjust services to help prevent the spread of COVID-19.

And the Di*******ry Demolition Derby continues!All aboard the Di*******ry Express!
02/21/2020

And the Di*******ry Demolition Derby continues!

All aboard the Di*******ry Express!

Bus headlight broken in Nob Hill accident

Along with the Di*******ry Demolition Derby, now we have action INSIDE the Di*******ry Express buses!How can you not lov...
01/06/2020

Along with the Di*******ry Demolition Derby, now we have action INSIDE the Di*******ry Express buses!

How can you not love this?

All Aboard the Di*******ry Express!

ALBUQUERQUE, N.M. (KRQE) – A brawl on an ART bus left some passengers scrambling to get away and others jumping in to try to break it up. That’s according to a passenger who says he rec…

So now the Di*******ry Express has turned Central Ave into a miles-long demolition derby?Who doesn't love the Central Av...
12/24/2019

So now the Di*******ry Express has turned Central Ave into a miles-long demolition derby?

Who doesn't love the Central Ave Demolition Derby?

Seriously, folks!

All Aboard the Di*******ry Express !!!

Another Albuquerque Rapid Transit bus was involved in a crash Saturday evening bringing the total number to 11. The latest crash involved a police officer's car, and is the second involving an Albuquerque Police Department…

Next they will be doing donuts at the 8th and Central roundabout.All Aboard the Di*******ry Express !!! WHEEE !!!
12/13/2019

Next they will be doing donuts at the 8th and Central roundabout.

All Aboard the Di*******ry Express !!! WHEEE !!!

The Albuquerque Rapid Transit system had a bus involved in a sixth crash since the program started rolling a little under two weeks ago. The crash happened on eastbound Central and 52nd Street Wednesday afternoon…

11/04/2019

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