19/10/2026
🏴☠️ Where Ee Too(sday)! 🏴☠️
Lady Laura Mackerel be tryin’ her hand at some new‑fangled sorcery, squintin’ at a GPS contraption like it be speakin’ in the tongue of sea‑devils. The crew gather round, watchin’ their captain poke the buttons, tilt the screen, and mutter darkly as the device insists she be somewhere off the coast of Norway.
Looks like she’ll be stickin’ to proper navigation — the stars, the wind, and the good old Cornish instinct that’s never led her astray.
She pulls a weather‑worn scrap of parchment from her pocket and slips a fresh riddle into yer mitts:
“Pastel twin coves, once split by counties, crowned by Cornish names of king and cow.”
If ye reckon ye’ve charted the right hidden haven, roar a mighty “AYE!” below…
But keep yer answer stowed tighter than a mermaid’s purse — no rival crew be pilferin’ yer brain‑booty this voyage.
⚓ Find out Where Ee Too(sday) tomorrow at 8:15am — brought to ye by Merlin Rental Cornwall ⚓