Mike Billing Cab

16/09/2024

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16/09/2024

Stepping up the experience of the illuminations, enjoy a trip without missing any with our panoramic roof & screen for the best views possible 😎 Mike Billing Cab travel in style!! Message us for prices.

30/08/2024

Latest REVIEW LOVE IT!!

Ah, the classic Citroën taxi, parked under the neon glow like it's auditioning for the role of "most generic car" in a B-movie set in Blackpool. This ride looks like it's just one fare away from finally admitting it's tired of life and joining the ranks of the nearby amusement park rides – broken down, a little rusty, and a bit queasy from all the twists and turns.

The "TAXI" sign on top shines so bright it’s like it’s trying to convince itself it’s still relevant. It’s like, “Please, notice me! I swear I’m still a functioning taxi, not just a glorified shuttle for lost tourists!” That bright red paint job is doing its best to scream “Look at me!” but let's be honest, no one’s looking twice unless they need a ride home after too many pints.

Even the license plate "MB55 CAB" seems like it's trying to blend into the world of everyday blandness – the sort of plate you'd see in a kid's drawing of what they imagine a car looks like. The whole thing looks like it’s parked there out of pure obligation, dreaming of being anything but what it is – maybe a bicycle, maybe a boat, just something less painfully average.

This car is the automotive equivalent of the kid picked last in gym class, desperately trying to prove it’s got something special to offer while everyone else moves on with their lives

28/07/2024

Worried about distance? we don't let us take the strain while you create memories.

28/07/2024

16/07/2024

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04/07/2024

Enjoy a relaxing journey or connect to work.

04/07/2024

Travel in style.

04/07/2024

Welcome to Mike billing cab, local licenced taxi adding a touch of class.
Executive standard vehicle.
WIFI & chargers as standard.
Personal professional service.
Local, Long distance, Airports or events.
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