03/16/2025
🚍 The Bad Moms Bus Tour: Sip, Shop & Shake Things Up 🍷
This is your sign.
Winter sports are done. Spring sports haven’t started. No weddings, no showers, no obligations. March 22 is wide open—and it’s ALL YOURS.
Here’s what’s waiting for you:
• A Bloody Mary to kick things off—because morning drinks just hit different.
• A hassle-free bus ride (where the only thing vibrating at this point is your phone—tip your driver 😉).
• Lunch that will leave you fully satisfied—because no one likes an unsatisfying ending.
• A shopping detour at Pages & Parcels—where you might just find a few naughty little surprises.
• A bookish swag bag—stuffed with hand-picked treats hotter than your latest romance read.
• A frozen wine slushie for dessert—cool, sweet, and guaranteed to go down easy.
Then, things start buzzing. We’re heading to The Neighborhood Slush for a vi****or race showdown like no other. It’s fast, it’s furious, and it’s guaranteed to have you doubled over… in laughter.
📆 March 22 | Departing Glennie’s at 10:30 AM | Returning around 4:30-5:00 PM
💰 $150 covers it all—food, drinks, gifts, shopping, and an experience you can’t get anywhere else.
BUT HERE’S THE DEAL: We need 16 takers by WEDNESDAY so we can get all the goodies ready for you. Call your friends. Tag your ride-or-dies. Drop everything and sign up NOW.
🔗 Register here: https://tinyurl.com/badmombustour (https://tinyurl.com/badmombustour)
Moms, it’s time to trade in your to-do list for a cocktail and a little chaos. No kids, no responsibilities—just a boozy, buzzy, and slightly inappropriate day where the only thing you need to worry about is how hard you’ll laugh. 💋 What’s Included in Your Ticket: 🍹 A Bloody Mary to ki...