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05/02/2013

Okoro And The Naked Woman
A naked lady ran into Okoro's taxi. She told the driver where she was going.
Okoro didn't start the car but he was just starring at the woman over and
over again.
The lady looked at him and said, "what's your problem man? Haven't you seen a
naked lady before?" Okoro replied "I am not looking at your nakedness, I was
just wondering where you kept the money you are going to pay me."

05/02/2013

AKPOS: Please, send an ambulance fast! My friend just had an accident. He's
bleeding from the nose and ears, and I think both of his legs are broken!
OPERATOR: Where is your location?
AKPOS: Gba--ja-bia--mila Street.
OPERATOR: Please, spell the Gbajabiamila.
[minutes of silence]
OPERATOR: Are you there?
[Still silent]
OPERATOR: Hey, mister! Are you there!?
AKPOS: [Panting] Erm...Erm...so sorry for the delay. I couldn't spell
Gbajabiamila. So, I've dragged him to Oni street. Should I spell it now?

01/02/2013

Every Egyptian u saw in the past months u will see no more
For God shall Fight for u and U shall hold ur peace, all ur
expectations from Jan 2 Date shall he fulfil In Jesus Name
Happy New Month ...

31/01/2013

Why do so many people like to lie against akpor... All things dat was not done by him, many people will said he done dis and dis...is it only him...haha..srop lying against AKPOR OOO..if akpor vess one day...I no go dey there ooo... If them rub.u go say na akpor. Haha.

29/01/2013

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